I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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