The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
