My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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