what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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