The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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