marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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