You're completely useless in the revolution.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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