he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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