Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I am mentally ready for anal.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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