I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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