dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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