Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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