Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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