it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag