I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.