I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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