He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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