yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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