He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize