Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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