I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She even gives head with a lisp.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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