I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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