I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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