Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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