How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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