his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
how does that bad decision feel?
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