you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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