Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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