K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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