How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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