Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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