Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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