Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed