I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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