On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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