I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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