Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.