He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???