My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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