Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You're like the curious george of whores
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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