I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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