Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here

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(914): View more from New York

Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning

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(914): View more from New York

you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing

(502): View more from Kentucky

Sidenote...no idea how to salsa

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(912): View more from Georgia

I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets

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(303): View more from Colorado

that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.

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(970): View more from Colorado

the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong

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