this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong