member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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