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OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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