I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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