I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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