4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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