wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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