i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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