he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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