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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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