I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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